A day in paradise.


Just whatever I see really,

Some stuff I like:

Avengers
Pokemon
Batman
Funny stuff
Star Wars
My League screenies
Other League of Legends stuff
MedSchool references
AND you can burn your eyes out on me

charles27e:

This is for all the emergency medical technicians… how do you pass the time during your shifts?

My friend and colleague, if you worked under the NHS you’d rapidly realise the lack for a need to pass time. It was hell. Utter chaos with added understaffed madness! I loved every second of it.

Tagged: EMS

Source: charles27e

zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

Source: zerstorend

jad3harley:

do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all

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iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his
waluweewee

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

Source: chaoskii

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

Source: bombing

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

Source: nouveauricheprincess

kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

Source: kmeuh

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont

I read this as “tips on licking people” and thought that it made quite good sense.

Tagged: mis-readdrunk peopletipscomments

If The Hobbit were an MMO

  • * Bilbo has joined the party *
  • Thorin: lol
  • Thorin: hobbit
  • Fili: xD
  • Kili: XDDDD
  • Bilbo: :/
  • Gandalf: a THIEF hobbit
  • Gandalf: he'll be useful
  • Gandalf: promise.
  • Thorin: He better be. Bilbo, build?
  • Bilbo: Build what?
  • Thorin: ...what's your build.
  • Bilbo: OH. Er...I don't think I have one.
  • Thorin: Stats?
  • Bilbo: Haven't assigned any.
  • Bilbo: I usually just RP in town.
  • * Bilbo has been kicked from party *
  • Gandalf: Thorin wtf
  • * Bilbo has joined the party *
  • Bilbo: @_@
  • Thorin: Is he level 20 or something whotf doesn't have a build
  • Bilbo: EXCUSE YOU. I'm level 80!
  • Thorin: What skills did you get?
  • Bilbo: I'm not telling you that, you'll just mock all of them.
  • Thorin: Gandalf I'm not bringing an untested thief along.
  • Thorin: He'll die.
  • Thorin: Several times.
  • Thorin: IDG why I even have to, we're pretty much set.
  • Gandalf: Yeah, 13 warrior-class idiots versus a level 500 dragon boss.
  • Gandalf: That'll scare him.
  • Gandalf: Look, his skillset's ideal and you have an extra party slot.
  • Gandalf: Just bring him along. What's the harm?
  • Dwalin: he's not even geared
  • Thorin: ...what?
  • Dwalin: look at his armor
  • Thorin: Oh god.
  • Fili: lmao that's like starter gear
  • Kili: XDDDDDDDDD
  • Bofur: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!
  • ... later ...
  • * A Stone Giant damaged Bilbo for 18,028 HP *
  • Thorin: jfc
  • * Thorin applies bandages to Bilbo's wounds *
  • * Thorin applies bandages to Bilbo's wounds *
  • * Thorin applies bandages to Bilbo's wounds *
  • * Bilbo has recovered his health *
  • * Bilbo has been kicked from party *
  • Gandalf: THORIN I SWEAR TO GOD
  • * Bilbo has joined the party *
  • Gandalf: IF YOU KICK HIM ONE MORE TIME I'M LOGGING OFF

Tagged: lotrhobbit

Source: fruityadobo